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About Me Deviant Artist Member Jack BauerMale/United States Recent Activity
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~PKer-99
Another Wannabe
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United States
Current Residence: A nice, two-story box with no washroom down in the alley between two buildings. My neighbors are two sexually-active cats. Yuck!

deviantWEAR sizing preference: Mediumly Large -- or Largely Medium, depending on what planet you live on.

Favorite band: The one worth listening to.

Favorite genre of music: Also, the one worth listening to.

Favorite photographer: The one who uses the camera.

MP3 player of choice: iPod, dumbass!

Shell of choice: Nano-shell. Y'know, like in Crysis? The game? Yes, no? Maybe? No.

Wallpaper of choice: Currently Working Modern Adult Entertainment Actresses or Models.

Skin of choice: My skin! --And I love living in it, thank you!

Favorite cartoon character: L (Death Note/Desu Nôto)

Personal Quote: "Wez mah munay, b*tch?!" --OR-- "Alpha Kenny Buddy!"
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:iconratiosu539:
Yay.
I'm gullible.

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Jesus can walk on water.
Humans are 70% water.
I can walk on a human.
I am 70% Jesus.
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:iconpker-99:
I'm not. Therefore I do not believe that you are gullible (lol)...btw, epic signature, yo! :D

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconratiosu539:
CONGRATULATIONS!

YOU ARE THE 50th PERSON TO LIKE MY SIGNATURE.

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Jesus can walk on water.
Humans are 70% water.
I can walk on a human.
I am 70% Jesus.
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:iconpker-99:
SUHWHEAT!! :D What did I win?! :excited:

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconosiriseye:
Thank you for the :+fav:
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:iconpker-99:
:iconpker-99: :iconwelcomeplz:

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconcrystaldivinity:
~CrystalDivinity Nov 2, 2011  Student General Artist
Ur really really really good at drawing like, no joke.
:3

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♒ <-- You see that right there? Yeah. That's me.
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:iconpker-99:
Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it! ^_^

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconcrystaldivinity:
~CrystalDivinity Nov 3, 2011  Student General Artist
No problemo campadre~

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♒ <-- You see that right there? Yeah. That's me.
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:icononeeyedme:
*OneEyedMe Oct 23, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch! C:

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The shittiest artist on deviantART today.
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:iconpker-99:
u ttly deserve it!! :D

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconcatlikegirl123:
HOTTEST PORN EVA!
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:iconpker-99:
Totally, am i right? :D

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconcatlikegirl123:
Hell yeah man. I'll be coming back here (;
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:iconpker-99:
awesomeness, thanks! ;D

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconnever-gonna-end:
Mood: Affection ~NEVER-GONNA-END Oct 20, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
i love you so much :D
the comments on
xtajkox page
made today just amazing

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I honestly don't understand why people try to be something or impress someone,
its pointless and wastes time
If they don't love the true you
then they can go f*ck themselves
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:iconpker-99:
lol, always great to hear your work has been appreciated :D

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconnever-gonna-end:
~NEVER-GONNA-END Oct 23, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I almost cried from joy when I saw that :D

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I honestly don't understand why people try to be something or impress someone,
its pointless and wastes time
If they don't love the true you
then they can go f*ck themselves
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:iconpker-99:
:bow: thank the internet!

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OMAIGAWSH! HOTTEST PORN EVA!! >> [link] :headbang:

Come check out my :gallery: here's the link >> [link] :boogie:

How 2 get mor pageviews! >> [link] :dance:

P.S. :stupid: Hahaha! :D jk
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:iconjakface:
*jakface Aug 16, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heya bro! :love: Cheers for the watch! <3
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